Open Post: Hosted By The Eyebrow Pictures We’ve All Seen A Million Times

January 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Anybody who reads my shit on a semi-regular basis knows my crazy fascination with EYEBROWS. If you’re a chick, it’s the first thing I look at it. If you’re a dude, I look at the peen area first and then the eyebrow area. Because of this, these pictures have been forwarded to my inbox at least ten hundred thousand million times. That’s a lowball figure too. I’m sure you’ve seen them the same amount of times, if not more.

So, let’s keep the eyebrow worship going. It is your duty to send all these pictures to everyone in your address book every day this week! If you don’t, your eyebrows will fall off in your sleep tonight. They will be ashamed to be associated with you and quit your ass. Yes, your friends may break up with you, but what’s more important? Friendships or eyebrows? The answer is hanging over your eyes.

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