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January 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Ellen Degeneres doesn’t have the colossal chichis required to pull off Queen Aretha’s inauguration hat – UsWeekly

This new Emporio Armani ad needs more Beckham package – Celebitchy

Fairuza Balk lives! – ICYDK

The original Karate Kid hates the new Karate KidSOW

A big dick really does matter, says some study – The Frisky

When Lily Allen gets drunk, she buys an island – I’m Not Obsessed

The wrong twat got their ass beat – Socialite Life

Jay-Z or Andre Leon Talley? – Scandalist

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