More fuckery ahead! About a week ago, Little Adolf Hitler and his two sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie (just shake your head and weep), were taken out of their home by Child Protective Services for reasons unknown. Deborah Campbell, their mother, has told a judge to fuck off by breaking his gag order and speaking to a reporter.
Deborah told NBC Philadelphia that she thinks it has to do with the fact that she gave her kids some fucked up names. Deborah still swears they aren’t part of the Aryan Nation even though their kids have the names they have and her husband has a Swastika tattoo. She said, “They felt the children were in danger for their lives. They didn’t say physically, mentally…nothing like that. The names, I believe are the problems. But they just don’t want to come out and say that.” The NJ Division of Youth and Family Services are shutting their mouths on the subject and wouldn’t say if and when the kids will go back to their parents.
Not only do they not have their kids, but Deborah and her husband won’t have a home soon either. Their landlord is putting them on the curb because he overheard one of the Campbells’ relatives threatening to firebomb their house during an argument. He told the NY Times that they paid their rent and kept their shit clean, but “enough is enough.”
AND there’s more! While on their way to court at 10am a few days ago, they were pulled over by a cop. Deborah says the cop called her husband the “Nazi guy” and made him take a sobriety test because he smelled booze in the car. But the booze didn’t come from him, it came from Little Adolf Hitler’s grandma who was wasted in the backseat. They were ticketed for repairs their car needed and sent on their merry way.
Get this shit. Grandma was going to court with them, because she was going to try to convince the court to release the kids to her if the parents couldn’t get custody back. And she was fucking drunk at 10 in the morning! Thank you, Campbells! You’re telling the jokes for me.
Watch the video above. Make sure you put a pillow over your computer monitor before you punch it after hearing the dumb fuck analogy Little Adolf’s aunt gives to those who think the names are gross. Don’t fuck up your monitor over these pieces of trash.