When Katie Price isn’t posing as a “broke down Victoria’s Secret angel forced to work the day-shift as a hooker after falling on hard times,” she’s discussing important topics like crime and punishment! Katie thinks she has it all figured out. She told The Sun her exact thoughts on what should happen to rapists, drunk drivers and thieves.
She said, “The way I see it is an eye for an eye. So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him. I’m sorry that’s just the way I feel. I’m very strict. If someone is done for drink-driving they should have their licence taken away for life. And if someone steals they should have to wear a dye on their skin, like a tattoo on their ear or somewhere it can be seen – like across their face! That would stop people stealing.”
That shit sounds like a 4th grade paper on “What I Would Do If I Was Ruler Of The Entire Universe.” This is my question on the rape thing: who is going to ass rape all the rapists? And since the ass punisher is technically committing rape, does that mean they will have to be ass raped too? It’s all a vicious cycle. Ass rape for everyone!
I think we should punish all the criminals by forcing them to sit in a room with Katie Price for 1 hour. After they finished biting all the skin and tissue off their finger so that they could use the bone to poke out their eardrums and eyeballs, they will beg to be put out of their misery.