You Don’t Talk When Queen Aretha Is Singing!

January 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Queen Aretha looked like a big ass Christmas gift while performing at Obama’s inauguration today. Why didn’t I get the gift of two magnificent chichi mounds on Christmas? And Aretha’s mammoth breasteses would be an extra special gift because you know she has a chocolate bar or Rice Krispy treat hidden in there.

Aretha kept her 8th world wonder chichis covered up today because there would have been a riot if she brought them out. I mean, I’d slap a family of bunny rabbits just to rest my cheek against her heavenly clouds. They make bitch go crazy!

And you know why Aretha is the queen of all queens? Because she can tell a dumb bitch to “shut up” while belting the fuck out of a song. At least that’s what it sounds like to me. Watch the video above and judge for yourself. Aretha doesn’t miss a beat! The nosy ho who interrupted her is going to be sorry. I’m sure they ate their own tongue after being told off by Aretha. And Aretha’s totally going to roll them in puff pastry and swallow their ass down.

Tags: Aretha Franklin, Chichis, I'm Scared

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