There Might Be Another Wonky Sex Tape

January 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Sorry, Wonky, your dignity isn’t in there. You fucked that away a long ass time ago. Or maybe this useless whore is just looking for another sex tape. Seriously, there’s probably two in there. The bitch queefs one out every minute. The Sun says some dude named Darnell Riley claims to have the newest Parasite sex tape. He bought 14 hours of footage from some Russian kids who stole it from her house.

In that 14 hours of footage, there’s a clip of Wonky “in a state of arousal in a New York taxi.” That tramp always looks like she’s in a “state of arousal” because she has permanent “fuck me without a condom” face.

There’s also clips of Wonky filming herself at her grandmother’s funeral. The Sun thinks Darnell may be lie-telling, because he went to prison for blackmailing Joe Francis.

I believe it. I believe there are millions of Wonky sex tapes floating around, because she is a narcissistic twat who loves being on camera. Seriously, go check your dryer. I’m sure one of her sex tapes is laying around in there. If you don’t find one there, take a plunger to your toilet. One of her fuck tapes will surely pop up there.

Wake me up when she records a snuff film.

Here’s Wonky looking like a bowlegged ostrich while shooting some shit for Fila in Los Angeles yesterday. Her skankness is even making that hot piece look unappetizing.

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