The Dumbasses Of Sundance

January 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Who let the barnyard door open?! I thought Sundance was supposed to be about movies and shit. Not about these pieces of trash polluting the scenery with their fugness. And what the hell are these fools wearing? Did they get dressed on the short bus? Think of all the poor animals and spools of polyester that died for this shit.

That’s not fringe on Linda Hogan’s purse and her creepy mantoy’s jacket. Their jackets and her purse are crying leather tears because they’ve been forced to be worn by these tools. I’m surprised a bulldozer didn’t come through and knock them down thinking they were a disaster zone. They really do look like mother and son. I bet Linda dresses him in diapers and shaves his dick bush.

Speaking of dick bushes, Nick Hogan is making KFed and Vanilla Ice look hardcore. Where is a fucking Crip when you need em?

Lastly, Wonky McValtrex looks like she sits at the round table and spends hours trying to put the little straw in her juicebox. Those floppy ears on her head probably match the floppy rotten salmon curtains on her crotch.

Sundance has seriously gone to the fucktards.

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