Earlier I was watching the Today show and when Michelle Obama stepped out wearing this outfit, everyone started dissecting this shit from top to bottom. It was like a really annoying episode of What Not To Wear but with Matt Lauer rolling his eyes in the background. Yeah, he’s so above it. But seriously, they wondered if she was wearing a vest underneath. Some bitch also asked if the color of her dress matched the carpet in one of the rooms in the White House. WTF. I’m surprised they didn’t ponder what color underwear she had on. When she shows up to the ball tonight, everyone’s going to spontaneously combust. I hope she shows up in a blinding hot pink pantsuit with exquisite lucite heels on. That would seriously kill some people.
Anyway, if you care, she’s wearing a Toledo! That’s the designer. Toleeeedo! It’s a dress. And I bring you this news because it’s the most important piece of information today. IMPORTANT.
And now, we can all go back to watching Big Brother: DC. Seriously, they are following the Obamas around everywhere. I feel like I’m one of their stalkers!