No Pink Gay Bunnies Allowed

January 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Whenever I stare at Tommy Girl long enough I start to see a gay ass pink bunny rabbit before me, so it’s funny to me that this bitch wasn’t allowed into the Valkyrie premiere in Berlin. The homorabbit even wore Tommy’s eye patch from the movie, but he forgot to put a dead brown poodle on his head. They seriously threw a pink gay bunny off the red carpet. That’s Sharon Stone cold. I guess Tommy wants to be the only crazy bitch at his own party.

Stepford Katie was also there looking more demonic in the face than ever. Her lipstick looks like butt grease. You can look at Tommy for that. He probably scooted on her face.

And if you look at the close-ups of Tommy, it really looks like he’s getting double-fisted. Real talk: his butt plug probably just shifted.

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