Val Kilmer is a big bloated ball of lard and sex. And he really needs to brush those eyebrows! Respect the brows! – SOW
Brad Pitt wants to die in a shark attack. And by “shark attack” he means he wants Angie’s predator vag to eat him whole – Celebitchy
Seth Green needs a step stool to piss at a urinal – ICYDK
Ryan Phillipe likes to buy shit that will break down in 2 weeks – Socialite Life
No crop tops? No pink? No Hello Kitty coochie cutters? Mimi must really want an Oscar – I’m Not Obsessed
Kelly Brook didn’t last long on Britain’s Got Talent – Holy Moly!