Morning Wood

January 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Val Kilmer is a big bloated ball of lard and sex. And he really needs to brush those eyebrows! Respect the brows! – SOW

Brad Pitt wants to die in a shark attack. And by “shark attack” he means he wants Angie’s predator vag to eat him whole – Celebitchy

Seth Green needs a step stool to piss at a urinal – ICYDK

Ryan Phillipe likes to buy shit that will break down in 2 weeks – Socialite Life

No crop tops? No pink? No Hello Kitty coochie cutters? Mimi must really want an Oscar – I’m Not Obsessed

Buck spoofs Bromance & SHOES! – What The Buck

A tour of Dreamboat’s country crackhouse – Heatworld

Kelly Brook didn’t last long on Britain’s Got Talent Holy Moly!

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