Fantasia Is Hot

January 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Fantasia is always photographed with bawling pits and none of her friends have helped her out with this situation. At last night’s Hip-Hop Caucus in DC, Fantasia not only had extreme underarm juice, but her titties were also moist . Is she using that crystal rock shit? Methinks that mess makes you sweat even more.

If Fanny can’t get her hands on some bootleg Botox, she could do what my cousin did at her Quinceanera. That bitch was afraid of pit jizz, so she put a maxi pad underneath each arm. We called her period pits the entire night, but it worked. That’s what Fantasia needs and I would only call her period pits behind her back.

And Fantasia’s exquisite Lee Press-On nails have taken her from trashy to *CLASSY*.

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