Brooke Hogan Sucks

January 20, 2009 / Posted by:

This shit is going around the internets and it’s supposedly the most powerful man in the universe Brooke Hogan screeching along to Kelly Clarkson’s My Life Would Suck Without You.”

You know, for lunch I had a Cup O Noodle, six Bagel Bites and like eight Pepperidge Farm Milanos. That shit has made me feel bloated everywhere. Even in my fingernails. That’s why I’m going to listen to Brooke’s trans warble over and over again. If I listen to it enough, I may start barfing up my lunch through my ears. Brooke will be doing me a favor.

This shit sounds like she recorded it while doing karaoke by herself. Her peen hole would’ve sang it better.

P.S. – Blame MileyLovesYou11 for this suckery.

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