Alli’s Spokeswhore Hits Sundance

January 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

HA! The dude on the right is thinking what we’re all thinking: “Bitch, Alli isn’t doing shit for you (excpet giving you the shits).” Or maybe he’s thinking: “That bitch is on Alli. I better stay away from her ass before it explodes in a tidal wave of diarrhea.”

A little while ago, I was thisclose to trying Alli, but I got e-mails from you whores warning me against it. You told me my toilet and panties would pay the price. Apparently, it gives you a serious case of the ass squirts. One bitch wrote me that she butt barfed on herself at a wedding after she ate fried chicken. That’s not the way.

Your ass becomes an oil geyser if you eat anything greasy or fatty. Come to think of it, Alli shits are probably the exact shade of Wynonna Judd’s hair. They should use that in their next campaign!!!

Tags: Girlfriend Please

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