Dumb fuck JLo didn’t wear her gaudy ass ring to the Golden Globes because she said it didn’t go with her tranny-worthy dress. Well, last night she must have decided that her ring was worthy of this blue dress because she wore it. She also wanted everybody to know that she had it on her finger. I know it’s hard to see her ring since her gleaming ego is blinding you. You can see it if you look through a pinhole in a piece of paper. It’s a nice ring, but it would look shoved down her throat.
Anyway, JLo continued the ring fuckery at last night’s Latino Inaugural Gala in DC, which was also attended by Paulina Rubio and Shakira. JLo and Skeletor apparently sang for the audience at the end of the night. This was a pretty fucking ingenious idea from the party’s organizers. Nothing sucks more than trying to get drunk ass whores to leave your party so you can clean up and shit. And nothing clears a room faster than JLo singing live. She should seriously start selling her services. JLo: The world’s premiere party emptier!