Memama Crotch

January 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Ten gazillion outtakes from Vadge’s Hardy Candy album photo shoot have leaked and I understand why none of these made the final cut. What braintard came up with the idea to make Vadge look like a slutty memaw wearing a granny thong inside a loony bin? And Vadge just can’t put her velicicrotch away, but at least she took an electric chicken plucker to (NSFW) that shit.

You know what I love most about these pictures? The fact that they haven’t been touched by a Photoshop tool! That way you can see the authentic look of desperation on her face and every mutant vein bulging out. These pictures really just make me want to hand Vadge a big bowl of caramel squares and tell her that getting old is okay and can be fun. I mean, soon she’ll get a discount at the movie theaters! Becoming a memaw has its perks.

Below are more pictures that will make you want to sleep with the lights on tonight. And if you still haven’t had enough, Hard Candy has many more with this came from. Oh and beware, there’s a granny nip in one of these pictures. I also added some previews of Vadge with Jesus in W Magazine. Seriously, thank the gods for Photoshop. Thank them indeed.

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