Kelly Osbourne Got Her Ass Arrested

January 19, 2009 / Posted by:

No, she wasn’t arrested for wearing that lipstick. She was arrested for slapping a whore who called her fiance “stupid.” Kelly obviously learned from her mother that when a bitch talks shit about your loved ones, the best way to handle it is to spank them in the teefs.

The shit went down last August inside a club in London when gossip columnist Zoe Griffin made fun of Kelly’s dude Luke Worrall for not knowing what an earthquake is. Kelly flipped out and allegedly slapped Zoe. In her column in The Mirror, Zoe quoted Kelly as saying, “I have an issue with you. My boyfriend knows what an earthquake is and everyone has been laughing at him and he’s upset.” The two started arguing and that’s when Zoe felt Kelly’s hand on her mug.

The police in London confirmed that a 24-year-old chick was arrested by appointment. She was given a court date in March and was released back into the world on bail.

If you don’t know what an earthquake is, you definitely have a “vacancy” sign hanging inside your skull. Kelly slapped the wrong bitch. Kelly should’ve busted a fist earthquake on her man’s head instead for not knowing what that shit is. Don’t hate on a truth-teller.


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