Julia Roberts Doesn’t Take Any Shit

January 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Julia Roberts uses the fuck word! I have never been turned on by Julia, but when she curses out the paparazzi, my nips start lactating. I was expecting her to pull out a shank or whistle for her homies during this clip. The bitch is hardcore when it comes to defending her kids.

I wish I would have known about this yesterday. It would have come in handy when some dumb bitch whore was trying to cut in front of me in the supermarket checkout line. I would’ve pulled a Julia and shouted, “Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!”

And I think I love her even more because she goes to Islands. No wonder she was getting crazy. Those pappies were keeping her from enjoying a delicious Hawaiian burger!


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