Brad, We Feel Your Pain

January 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt’s eyes are begging us for help. He knows that Saint Angie Jo has slowly sucked the hotness and life out of him like a Hoover. Shit. His youth and hotness is what she mostly feeds on. That’s how her bony ass can stand and walk. Well, and the archangels also carry her on their wings.

Brad also knows that she made him wear that pashmina so that she could have laugh at him at his own premiere. That’s exactly what she’s doing in that picture above. But bitch shouldn’t be laughing. That evil granny hair isn’t doing her any favors. She looks like the evil stepmother from Cinderella in a power suit. She’s just missing a grey streak.

Here’s more of Cinderella’s nemesis and Beat Face at the German premiere of THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT in Berlin tonight.

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