Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 19, 2009 / Posted by:

This actor is the kind of guy that every single woman over thirty wants to meet. He’s tall, dark, and handsome and successful on TV as well as the big screen. He’s carved out a career playing “the boyfriend” to leading ladies. But this down-to-earth guy is freakier than he looks. He never goes out without a jar of mayonnaise in his backpack. He cheats on his famous girlfriend with frisky gals willing to spread the mayo all over his body. (Blind Gossip)

Whoever it is needs to look me the fuck up. Throw a loaf of bread on my ass and that sounds like a good time. The room would smell like egg salad. I don’t know if Scott Speedman is considered “dark,” but please let it be him! My other guesses are Chris Noth, Dermot Mulroney and John Corbett?

Which odd couple better hope their mutual spouses don’t discover that they shared a recent night of passion in Las Vegas? (Gatecrasher)

This one confuseses me. Mutual spouses? Um. Those chicks of that polygamist sect in Texas?

Which rising Brit actor is already falling out with Hollywood A-Listers? Who does he think he is? (3am Girls)

Ricky Gervais?

This female singer, who has been talking up her performance at an inaugural event for Barack Obama, is quite the political hypocrite. It turns out that she and her family are actually all registered Republicans. (Blind Gossip)

Beyonce? But Sasha Fierce made her do it!

Which actor is in hot water after making a move on a member of his household staff? He and his wife hired an attractive nanny to help look after their growing brood. The actor had never spent a lot of quality time with the kid/s prior to the nanny’s arrival. However, once the nanny arrived, he started spending an inordinate amount of time accompanying her and the kids to various kiddie activities. A couple of weeks ago, the wife caught them in a compromising position in the nanny’s room. The nanny was promptly fired, and the wife has been quietly asking friends for recommendations for a divorce attorney in the Los Angeles area.(Blind Gossip)

Um. All of them! That’s why you have to hire an old ass troll with two teeth and no hair to be your nanny. My guess is Garner and Affleck?

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