Hot Slut Of The Day!

District Judge Esther Cunningham – This shit is from last week, but I totally forgot about it until she came to me in a dream last night. True fact. Our slut Esther is a district judge over in Britain. Well, Esther appeared as her cousin’s solicitor in a dangerous dog case. Before she went before the court, Esther decided to have a little brandy. Homegirl had a little too much because bitch got drrrrrruuunk! And Esther’s a grouchy drunk, because while in court she told an usher to “fuck off.” She also called one of the prosecutors a “fuckwit,” refused to sit down and finally kissed a different prosecutor in front of everyone. A guard finally escorted her ass out.

Esther might be a fucking genius because her excuse was that she suffers from an illness that makes her breath smell like booze. Yes, that illness is called being a drunk, you crazy bitch! But seriously that’s a good line and will probably come in handy for one of us.

Esther also found herself in more trouble when she taught a law class while boozed up. She finally agreed to get some help for her mysterious illness that makes her breath smell like alcohol.