Vadge’s Bush Is Up For Sale!

Oh 1979. It was so much easier back then. You didn’t have to worry about losing partial feeling in your puss lips from getting them waxed or cutting your nutsack from shaking your hand while shaving that shit. You could let the forest grow freely. That’s what Vadge did and there’s a picture on the auction block to prove it!

You’ve probably already seen this shit, because it was in Playboy back in 1985, so it’s lived on the internet for a while.

The picture was taken in 1979 when Vadge needed quick cash to buy shit (razors were obviously not on her list). It was taken by Lee Friedlander. He said he paid her around $25 for the shoot. The other 5 pictures in the series already sold for $7,170 in 2003. This one is expected to get anywhere from $10k to $15k at Christies. Yes, $10,000 for hairy snatch! Vadge’s bush o’plenty can be yours on February 12th.

Nowadays, Vadge couldn’t grow hair down there if she fucking threw some Rogaine at it. That’s where nutsacks go to die.

Anyway, see where Bigfoot used to live after the jump. I don’t have to tell you that Vadge’s vintage Sascrotch is NSFW. JUMP!!!

Thanks Ellen