Oprah Smoked Crack In The 80s….Allegedly

January 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Oprah’s ex-boyfriend Randolph Cook has esophageal cancer and is dying so he decided to write a tell-all where he claims The Mighty O did a little crack in the 80s. And no, I’m not talking about Gayle King’s crack. She’s still doing that. I’m talking about crack CRACK: Wino’s best friend 4 EVA.

In his book (which will obviously be on Oprah’s Book Club) The Wizard of O: My Life With Oprah, Randolph said he did coke with Oprah while boning her in 1984. Oprah admitted on her show to doing coke when she was in her 20s in the 1970s. She blamed it on her obsession with some dude.

But Randolph told The National Enquirer Oprah taught him how to smoke crack and the two freebased together for about six-months. He also said Oprah was still doing crack while doing her show. He writes, “Americans have placed Oprah on a pedestal that has been seemingly invincible until now.

If only Oprah had a “Favorite Things” list back in the 80s. Crack would definitely be on that list. But seriously, who didn’t smoke crack in the 80s? I kept that shit in my She-Ra lunchbox and we used to light up after Dodgeball games.

If Oprah was doing crack in the 80s, wouldn’t that bitch be skinny as fuck? Wait! That would explain this picture. She should’ve wheeled on a big crack rock instead. And Randolph should go ahead and choose which picture he would like to be display on milk cartons, because Oprah is going to make his ass disappear.

Image: Planet Hiltron

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