Open Post: Hosted By The Empress Of Lucite

January 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Okay whores, there’s a laaaaaady in our presence so curtsy and don’t bring up any nasty shit! You can only talk about the finer things in life, because the Empress of Lucite’s pure eyes and ears must remain innocent. Okay, if you’re going to rant about grossness, then preface it with the word “elegant.” Here’s an example: “Ewww! I just dropped the most elegant menstrual raisin.” By the way, I didn’t drop a period raisin. My friend wrote that to me on AIM. I don’t even want to know… But I am sure I’ve pushed out a period nugget at least once in my life. The things that come out of there…

Shauna Sand’s dick bag ex-husband and Fabio are crashing this post, so just ignore them. But before you do that, is one of Fabio’s hos Amanda from Momma’s Boys? I can’t fucking tell, but I think it might be. After you examine that, rant away! Anything goes in this thread.

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