Morning Wood
January 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
SPOILER ALERT! A Canadian sleuth might have figured out the winner of The Bachelor – Videogum
Robert Pattinson is drowning the unicorns!! – I’m Not Obsessed
BBW: Big Beautiful Wino – Popbytes
Master Spears is working his puppet strings and making Brit Brit go on tour – Celebitchy
Tina Fey got a little sugar from The Hamm – Socialite Life
Keanu Reeves to completely butcher Cowboy Bebop – E! Online
Dumb Bitch of Yesterday – TMZ
Two dumb whores nobody really cares about broke up – ICYDK
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