John Killed Cindy’s Dancing with the Stars(?) Dreams!

January 16, 2009 / Posted by:

John McCain doesn’t let Cindy do anything fun! He’s probably the one who made her go to rehab because her doll popping was starting to make the family dog hide all day in the closet. He’s seriously a fun killer! I mean, he wouldn’t even let her go on Dancing For Relevancy! Page Six says Cindy was in talks with producers. They probably had Cindy when they promised to pay her in bootleg Vicodin pills from Mexico that come shaped like vitamins. We have a winner!

A source said, “Just before Thanksgiving, Cindy McCain started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show. She wanted to do it very badly. But this week, Sen. McCain put the kibosh on it.

John probably really said “No cunt of mine is doing some god-darnit dancing show!” Hey, he likes the cunt word. It’s the one thing we have in common.

Seeing Cindy do the Salsa would be enough for me to throw my TV out the window, because nothing would ever TOP THAT. Okay, the only thing that would beat that is watching Cindy do the TOP THAT rap from Teen Witch.

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