In Case You Blacked It Out The First Time: Lily Allen’s Third Nipple

January 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I’ve seen Lily Allen’s greatest accomplishment, her third nipple, when she flashed it on her talk show a little while ago, but she did it again in some interview. The Dutch dude asked her about it, so she gave it up and showed him the goods. She also added that it “gets hard when you touch it.” Now that’s a real talent.

But does a third nipple get all tingly when someone pinches it or does it just sit there with no purpose like my Wii Fit board does under my couch? Do you rub your third nippy hoping it’ll make you feel wet in your party zone, but instead you feel nothing. Would it be like having a shallow no-no hole to nowhere? Torture!

And I think Lily’s Homer Simpson tattoo is more disturbing. She should’ve gotten Selma & Patty instead.

VIA The Sun

Tags: Lily Allen

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