I Hope She Does “Single Ladies”

January 16, 2009 / Posted by:

The Associated Press has confirmed that Beyonce will sing Barack and Michelle Obama’s first dance on inauguration night. That’s if Solange doesn’t break out of the basement, hitchhike to DC and throw spaghetti sauce all over Sasha Fierce so that Aretha Franklin will mistake her for the main course. And then Solange will magically perform in her place.

A rep for the Presidential Inaugration Committee wouldn’t say what she’s going to sing, “It is our hope that we can keep the song secret until the moment.”

I really hope the Obamas are rehearsing the Single Ladies dance right now. And if that’s not the song BeyonceSashaWhatever is going to sing, then I hope Single Ladies is the encore with the Bidens doing the honors.

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