Boy George Is Going To The Chokey

A judge really ass fucked Boy George today without Crisco by sentencing him to 15 months in the clink for chaining and beating a hooker in April 2007. Georgie’s family gasped when the shit was read because they were so shocked by the verdict.

The judge told him, “In my view there can be no doubt that your premeditated callous and humiliating handcuffing and detention of Mr Carlsen shocked, degraded and traumatized him. He was deprived of his liberty and human dignity without warning or proper explanation to him of its purpose, length or purported justification. You assaulted the victim of this offense whom you had invited into your home by handcuffing him to your bed and inflicting on him additional wholly gratuitous violence beyond that needed merely to secure physical restraint and detention.”

Let this be a lesson to you all! Get the bitch to sign a consent form before you chain them to your damn wall. But Georgie Porgie be fine on the inside. I don’t know if they let them have chains and shit, but he can tie dudes up to his radiator using bed sheets and beat them with a homemade whip made out of torn pillowcases and a plastic toothbrush. And if that doesn’t work, he can just whip them with one of his chins.

And the judge’s description of the escort’s ordeal sounds like a hot Saturday night for me.

Image: Pacific Coast News