Beyonce Can’t Keep Her Trap Shut

January 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Earlier I posted that Beyonce will sing the first dance between Barack and Michelle Obama on inaugural night. The head bitch of the Presidential Inaugural Committee said they were trying to keep it a secret. Well, Beyonce must have ate the memo on accident or something, because she let the secret out.

She issued a statement about it to Entertainment Tonight: “I am so honored that I will be performing for President Obama and the First Lady. To sing ‘At Last‘ while they have their first dance is a dream come true. I could not be more honored and excited that they have asked me to be part of this moment in history.”

Beyonce sang that shit at the Kennedy Honors and in that Cadillac Records movie. It sort of sounds like Etta James’ version. Well, if Etta had laryngitis and sang that shit while sitting on a shaky dryer with a vibrator on her throat.

And you know Beyonce is going to release another statement that says, “I didn’t release that statement! Sasha Fierce did! She can’t keep a secret!” Dumb bitch with her multiple personality disorder.

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