Afternoon Crumbs

You might be a hillbilly if you wear a leopard bra underneath a Nascar camo half-shirt and mudflap girl sweats while dancing on a pole. “Hey y’all! It’s mah sexee times outfit!” – Lainey Gossip

There’s a Katy Perry nekkid picture going around and it’s probably not real – Idolator

Casey Carlson is the hottest American Idol contestant ever…right after Sanjaya and Kevin Covais – Egotastic!

If I were Pam Anderson’s nipple, I’d try to make a break for it too – Hollywood Tuna

Haylie Duff and her mobile home (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Battle of the guns: Jakey vs. Marky – Cityrag

I’d watch Grey’s Anatomy if they showed this the entire hour – Towleroad

CSI: NY has gone to the twats – Just Jared

Lourdes is the only one with brains in that family – Hollywood Rag

Yes, Michael C. Hall is sexy – Popsugar