Something old, something new. Something borrowed, something pooed. – Starvis
This wedding brought to you by Metamucil and Charmin. – Sweetas
Since Fergalicious couldn’t pee out a wedding cake, she did the next best thing. – ShutYo
And as for the doody bubble Bobby dug out of Whitney’s ass? It sold on Ebay to the Chen’s for their wedding. – ticklepee
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