Sienna On The Loose
January 15, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
When us mega sluts aren’t sucking dick in between subway cars after rush hour (sometimes there’s nowhere to go), we’re getting absolutely wasted. It’s a life! Sienna Miller did a little of the latter last night in London. And her ball and chain peen Balthazary Getty was not around. So when the peen is away, the pussy will play.
Sienna left a club with Cillian Murphy and some “Michael Kors after Jenny Craig-looking” gay. If Cillian’s wife was smart, she would’ve put The Club on her husband’s dick before he went out with Sienna. Or at least stuck a Lojack in his ass. You know how Sienna plays. When she sees a shiny wedding ring, it’s just a matter of time before she’s wearing it on her clit.
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