JLo didn’t wear her wedding ring to the Golden Globes on Sunday because it got stuck up her ass when she tried to get that stick out. No, the mega bitch says it just didn’t go with her dress. She told InTouch (via NYDN), “Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy! It just didn’t go with the dress.”
Many things didn’t go with that dress. Like a vagina for one, because that shit belonged on a drag queen. And Skeletor really didn’t go with that dress, because the only thing he looks good with is a crypt.
JLo didn’t wear that tacky piece of trash because she knew everyone would be talking about it and the ho needs to see herself on the cover of tabloids. It makes her feel relevant. And here I am doing exactly what she wants. That bitch!