We Hardly Knew You (And Heard You, Because Of That Lock Jaw Thing)

January 14, 2009 / Posted by:

There’s a couple of Real Housewives of Atlanta rumors going around and one I believe, the other I’m not sure of. And no, one of them is not that Kim Zolciak’s wig is related to the dog from The Neverending Story, but let’s start that one.

One rumor is that DeShawn Snow, the chick who couldn’t move her jaw, will not be coming back for the second season, because…well…her life brings the zzzzzzzs. It’s not entirely her fault. I had trouble caring about her ass, because I was too busy trying to unlock her jaw with my eyes. Imagine what her dentist must go through? He probably has to use a crow bar on that bitch.

Anyway, this is a rumor I believe. DeShawn was just kind of there. Kim’s wig brought more to the show than she did.

Gyant Scoop claims that producers are replacing DeShawn with Usher’s manwife, Tameka Raymond. This is some shit I’m going to hear out of the tranny’s mouth to believe. But Tameka is definitely the one that will go at Kim. And Tameka probably punches like a damn heavyweight champion. Hey, maybe she should punch DeShawn in the mouth to unlock her jaw? DeShawn should research that.

In other Housewives shit, remember how I wrote a post about Sheree trying to get more money out of her ex-husband? Forget about that shit if you haven’t already. Sheree dropped her appeal, because her ex is ba-roke. Yeah, right. You know he moved his shit off-shore. Well played.

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