I watch The Bad Girls Club every week for the bitchfights alone. There’s usually one every episode, but this week’s is my favorite so far this season. I was waiting for this. The shit started when Amber M and Kayla started bitching over a $2 tip at dinner. This trickled into the car where fists started flying. Amber M finally told the other Amber to pull over so she could handle things with Kayla.
Amber, being the elegant swan that she is, got out of the car barefoot and started to fight Kayla in a damn gas station. Mozart started playing in my ears because this was so beautiful. I mean, fighting a bitch barefoot over $2 at a gas station? Alistair Cooke should havefloated down from heaven to narrate this event on PBS. It was that classy.
The fight ended in a choke-off. When they got home, Kayla realized she was going to be kicked off, so she did the honors herself and left. Strangely enough, Amber M stayed. That dumb bitch threw punches too. Yes, they were weak ass punches, but she stilled busted on Kayla.