Pyrolezzie!

January 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Lezzie firestarter alert! Courtenay Semel is used to playing with fire (she used to suck on HoHan’s matchstick clit), but the post-seizure-faced skank has gone way too far! Page Six says that Nay Nay’s ex-partner in pussy, Band-Aid heiress Casey Johnson, showed up at her house after she had a fight with her girlfriend. I guess Casey was looking for some comfort and warmth. She got a little more warmth than she bargained for, because Nay Nay set her hair on fire! “Youuuuuu light up my haaaaaaair…” “Come on baby light my hair on fire…..” “Your hair! Your hair! Your hair is on fire!” I can do this all night….

A source said, “Casey went to Courtenay’s house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized.” The source went on to say that Casey’s mom had to fly out to meet with lawyers about this shit. Casey, who is also a mother to an adopted girl from Kazakhstan (blame Borat), is now strolling around town with shorter hair, because she lost most of it in the fire.

When asked to comment, Nay Nay played that shit down, “There was a fight. But this is a major exaggeration. We are speaking. We are friends.

Yeah, it was no big deal. The bitch just set someone’s hair on fire! Nay Nay probably thinks she did Casey a favor, because her hair was gross nasty and now it’s totally dyke-ish and hot. The ladies will looooove it. I bet Nay Nay sent Casey an invoice for her services.

If you ever run into Nay Nay on the street or anywhere else, run the other way like you’ve got an Energizer battery in your ass. Because if you don’t and you give her an accidental side-eye, the crazy ho will bust a flame on your hair. The fire would eventually move to your eyebrows…..and then you’d have to use a Sharpie. Wait. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing…..

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