Morning Wood
January 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Mickey Rourke can make nuts disappear just by looking at them – Popbytes
HOLD ME: A Japanese dude cooking mushrooms while wearing a horse mask and not much else – Urlesque
Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake ran into each other and didn’t have a dance-off. Sigh. – Celebitchy
Another bitch flees Grey’s Anatomy – ICYDK
The new Karate Kid is quickly becoming the worst thing ever created – SOW
Rob Pattinson got in trouble for chopping down his magical forest hair. Good. He made unicorns cry. – I’m Not Obsessed
Brit Brit’s got a new Cheeto Palace – UsWeekly
Adrian Grenier: ass out, legs open – Socialite Life
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