Fight! Fight! Fight!

Star Magazine claims that JLo and Skeletor are finally fighting like a normal couple by hitting each other with pots and pans. Don’t you do that at home? JLo must have her slaves keep the pots and pans in her Spanx closet, because there’s no way that bitch knows where the kitchen is.

Some source said the two are fighting over chicks calling Skeletor at home (his willing virgin sacrifices) and his constant teasing about JLo’s post-baby fat body. JLo respond by fighting back. The source said, “”They love hard; they fight hard — and sometimes that has led to pushing and shoving. They throw things and scream and just go bananas. It’s been war in their house! Marc can be really mean. He’s a macho guy with a horrible temper and can say awful things.”

JLo is also running to her ex Diddy for help. But Diddy probably just tells her to not disrespect the sexy. He then told her if she needs to, to fire shots, but bribe one of The Dragon Tales Twins to take the gun after.

Honestly, this is one of those “bitch, please” stories. JLo doesn’t need a pot, pan or a fist to break apart Skeleton’s bones. JLo’s black belt ass has powers. All she would have to do is jiggle those nalgas a few times and Skeletor would be laid the fuck out. One of her ass queefs could probably send him in a coma. It’s like Ren versus Stimpy. JLo’s ass being Stimpy of course.