Woe Is Blake Lively

January 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Blake Lively (squint and you’ll see the resemblance) is on the cover of Vogue. Repeat. The cover of VOGUE. Personally, I’d rather Wino’s Blaaaaaake on the cover. Or even Blake’s hotter sister Robin Lively in one of her amazing Teen Witch outfits. TOP THAT!

In the magazine, Blake whines about how she was teased in the second grade at her private school. The kids made fun of her because of the way she dressed. Yes, they only made fun of her clothes! This dumb bitch….. Blake said, “It was the only school where people were just downright mean to me. They would make fun of my clothes.” Blake wore a lot of vintage shit that came from her mother, “She just did that because she was so creative and because she didn’t want me to be dressed in big T-shirts cinched with a plastic clip like all the rest of the kids.”

Tell this bitch to go cry in a bowl of used anal beads. She doesn’t even know! I wish those assholes only made fun of my clothes. They started to run out of shit to tease me for! One day would be: “Michaelina, your eyeballs are gay AND ugly!” The next day would be: “Michaela, your toe nails are so faggy!” And the day after that: “Michelle, that second hair follicle from the right near your forehead wants to suck my dick! Ewww. It’s a homo! Nasty!” So Blake needs to suck on some Vitamin D(ICK)!. The dumb ass.

Click here if you want to read the whole stupid article about this dumb stupid dullard.

P.S. – Is this what Vogue means by “daring jumpsuits”?

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