These Two Boring Bitches Actually Surprised Me!

January 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Most of us figured Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck would give their new kid a flower name since their first daughter is named Violet. So it’s not really surprising that they used Rose as her middle name. But her first name is Seraphina! Jen’s spokesbitch told People that they named their week-old daughter Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck. YES! Jen and Ben are still two boring pieces of boiled broccoli, but I’ve just added a little melted cheddar cheese on top of them for naming their daughter Seraphina!

Seraphina Rose sounds like the name an aging gothic stripper who works the “50 cent beer” shift at some truck stop club. I absolutely adore the name! Although, I once got food poisoning at a restaurant named Serafina…….

I just hope Jen and Ben don’t call her Sera or I’ll have to scrape the melted cheese off of them.

Tags: Baby Names, Ben Or Both, Boring Couples, Jennifer Garner

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