Posh Has Skills

January 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Posh can’t sing. She can’t act. She can’t dance. She probably can’t cook food. Shit, she probably can’t even order food without help. I was going to say she can’t even wipe her ass without a slave’s assistant, but she doesn’t go poo!

Basically, Posh can’t do much, but there’s one thing she does very well. This is one of the greatest skills a bitch can have. Posh can walk on absolutely anything in the highest of high-heels. Look at this bitch walking around on cobblestone in Rome. It doesn’t even faze her ass. If she was in sneakers, her bony nalgas would be sucking the ground. But here she is, gliding like her feet aren’t screaming for mercy. Actually, her feet have probably given up. They fell into a coma and aren’t waking up. That’s how Posh is able to stroll around everywhere in high heels. She has no feeling down there! And she obviously has no feeling in her arms either, because everyone is wearing huge puffy coats and the bitch is dressed like it’s springtimes. Okay, she really is a martian.

Now if we can only get a high-heel walk-off between Posh and the Empress of Lucite. Posh does have serious skills, but can she magically glide on sand in a pair of exquisite lucite heels?

P.S. – Posh doesn’t know how camera things work either. She’s a poser not a taker. So everyone’s going to be disappointed when all those pictures come out pitch black.

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