Open Post: Hosted By Mr. Motivator

January 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Allow me to correct myself. This is what Vogue meant by “daring jumpsuits” (see below). This hot piece right here is Mr. Motivator. I guess he’s like the UK version of Richard Simmons, but way more fashion-forward and just 5.3% less gay. The only thing he’s motivating me to do is to touch myself to those amazingly hot double socks and shoe laces. I’d wear this whole outfit every day, but I don’t have the chesticles for it. And is it just me or does he kind of look like the dad from Sister, Sister?

Anyway, this is an open post where you can open your legs and expel whatever the fuck you want. Everything is off-topic. Eveeeeerything. Rant away! But touch yourself really quick to Mr. Motivator first. It’s a requirement.

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