After seeing these pictures of Little Britain’s David Walliams playing patty peen underwater with this dude in Barbados, I went off to find out if he loves ze cock or not. In most of the articles I read, he says he loves the ladies, but being a homo would be easier for him. Whatever the case may be, he is thisclose to replacing Anderson Cooper as Mah Boo. WELL! Mah Boo Andy doesn’t return any of the 40 messages I leave daily on CNN’s viewer comment line. How is he supposed to sweep me off my no-no lips if he doesn’t return my calls? David, wait in the wings. Your services might be needed.
And I like that David’s chichis are kind of pointy. They can probably warn me when a tornado is a comin’!