My Idol

No, not these two twats. I’m talking about the hot bitch in this story. Whoever you are, come up and collect your prize: a taint slap from me and a hall-full bottle of Svedka (it was on sale!).

At HBO’s Golden Globes party, some drunk bitch stumbled up to Brad Pitt and tried to hold the booze barf when she told him that he looked fugly in that BENJAMIN BUTTON’S shit! A source told This Is London, “Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ugly as a dog’.”

The source went on, “Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad’s face. She then said, And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible’, before marching off. Brad’s buddies cracked up laughing.”

This drunk bitch is the voice of the people!!! She needs to be our next Speaker of the House, because she speaks the truth…..after a few Appletinis, Boilermakers and Kamikaze shots.

And can somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she needs to get wasted more often at industry parties! Also let her know that I’m keeping her prize in my freezer. It’s waiting…..