Morning Wood
January 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
One slut step closer to guest starring on Bang Bus: Aubrey HOdaynightwhenever will be on the cover of March’s Playboy – I’m Not Obsessed
If you’re not performing at Obama’s inauguration, you aren’t famous – Celebitchy
Matthew McConaughey dog looks so happy! I’d be smiling too if my name was BJ – ICYDK
Naomi Watts’ baby chunk has left. Or maybe she’s just Spanxed out – SOW
Gaston is soooooo over that annoying bitch Miley – Socialite Life
Dreamboat does a cartwheeeeeeeel! – Holy Moly!
Watch out Kors, Posen and Lauren! She by Sheree is coming to Fashion Week – The Frisky
Get Bacon’d – Best Week Ever
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