Mariska Hargitay, the girl crush of a many (I get emails), wasn’t at the Golden Globes on Sunday and that’s because she was laid up in a hospital after her lung conked out all dramatic-like. TMZ says that Mariska’s lung half-collapsed late last month. It happened again while she was on vacation this past weekend.
Mariska’s person who speaks words for her told Access Hollywood, “Mariska Hargitay has been sidelined with a pneumothorax. Despite the injury she will appear in all episodes for the rest of the season of ‘Law &Order: SVU.’”
Pneumothorax can go down because of a chest injury or shit like that, but it also has been known to happen spontaneously. Yes, this worries me too. Imagine if you’re with a group of bitches and you are about to take a hit from a full bong and then boom! Your lung fails on you. FUCK! There’s a full bong sitting there, teasing you and your lung decides to lay down. You know those stoner bitches wouldn’t wait for you. They would finish the bong right then and there. Ugh.
In all seriousness, here’s to a speeeeedy recovery for Mariska. Hopefully she eats the hospital jello and watches a lot of daytime court shows. A lot of them. Court shows just make everything better.