Ray J aka Brandy’s little brother aka the crooked-dick motherfucker who busted one in Kim Kardashian’s sex tape got his own dating show on Vh1! Vh1 is seriously like my drunk aunt who wreaks havoc at every family reunion. After I’m left picking up the pieces and cleaning up her barf, I think to myself, “This is the last time. There’s no way this bitch is continue this fuckery.” And what happens the next year? The bitch is unstoppable.
After Flavor of Love 234,876 ended and Rock of Love 12,345 started, I thought there was no way they would do anymore dating shows. But Vh1 has this one, Megan’s Trophy Wife and Daisy of Love. The new STDs that will been born out of these shows……. My genitals quiver.
That said, I will be watching all three of these shows. Why? Because it’s in my make up.
So it looks like Vh1 is trying to turn Ray J into the next Foofy Foofy with For the Love of Ray J which premieres on February 2nd. It’s the same premise as Flavor of Love. Ray J will suck, fuck and muck through 14 uber skanks in hopes of finding one that licks his deformed peen the best, I guess.
You can go on over to Vh1 to see all 14, but I plucked out my favorite 3:
Chardonnay: More like MD 20/20. Chardonnay does have some exquisite eyebrows. But if she ever gets tired of painting them on, she should just shave off a little hair from her sad trail and glue that shit above her eyes.
Danger: Is that a damn rat tattoo on her face?!
Lil’ Hood: The pit stains sold me.
I absolutely love that they didn’t even bother Photoshopping these hos. This is how I like it. Why hide the dirty?