Dumb Bitch Of The Day!

January 13, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re going to sell your 16-year-old daughter for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat, collect before you hand her over! That’s what 36-year-old Macelino de Jesus Martinez of Greenfield, CA failed to do when he sold off his daughter to an 18-year-old dude.

So what did Macelino do when the buyer refused to pay? He went to the police and told them the whole story. What the fuck! Take a class at the Learning Annex about the correct way to sell your child before you do it! The real Jesus isn’t happy that his name is associated with this dumb dumb.

Police arrested Macelino for selling a human person. They also arrested the 18-year-old piece of trash who bought her. Even though police say the girl went willingly, she’s under California’s legal age of consent. The 18-year-old is being held on suspicion of statutory rape.

Apparently, arranged marriages involving underage chicks is a big problem in Greenfield.

Now, a 16-year-old girl sells for $16,000, 100 cases of beer (top shelf, I hope) and several cases of meat. This means I could probably sell for a chewed-up Slim Jim, a watered down glass of Buckhorn beer and 16,000 pinto beans. Oh, shit. Don’t tell my dog this or off I fucking go.

Source: Mom Logic

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