Correct me if I’m wrong. Ty Ty obviously has a little lipstick grease on her teefs, so Dani Evans is helping her out by using her tongue as a tissue. Wouldn’t a simple “Sloppy bitch! Take your ass to the bathroom!” from Dani be sufficient enough? I don’t ever want to touch someone else’s teeth…..with my fingers. Other body parts are fine, but not my fingers. I eat with those things (yes, like a barbarian).
Ty Ty and Dani got a little closer at the premiere of Oxygen’s ANTM: Obsessed last night in NYC. I wish Ty Ty was obsessed with carrying those little tissue packages with her so we wouldn’t have to witness this nastiness. Ty Ty was not even smilin’ wit her eyez during this shit. For shame.
Last night’s party brought out a bunch of winners and loooooosers from past seasons of ANTM. I have displayed them below for you. Don’t they look like a sad case of sad cases? They either look like a tragic hair show victim (see thumbnail #7), a small town tranny (see thumbnail #9), a Real Housewives cast member (see thumbnail #22), an overly botoxed Cowardly Lion (see thumbnail #4) or like they got ready in the employee’s bathroom at Arby’s after their day shift (see most of the thumbnails).
If you can guess at least 5 of their names than you’re still not as pathetic as me, because I got all their names right without looking.