Who Is Hot Slut Of The Year?

January 12, 2009 / Posted by:

The time has arrived! After ten million rounds and eleventy gazillion votes, we finally have a final 3! Now is the time to vote for who will go on to the final 2. I’m joking. This is IT it. You already know La Pequeña, Spaghetti Cat and Rojo Caliente intimately, so I don’t need to tell you about them. But I do need to tell you that this is the most important decision you will make this year. Okay, second most after which candy bar you should eat for a 5pm snack. Go for the Almond Joy. Almonds have protein, right?

You have until Friday to vote. And then I will announce the greatest slut of our time (aka 2008). There will be a lavish ceremony and international supermodel Phoebe Price will pass her crown and bestow a few words of wisdom on our newest leader. Not really, I’ll probably just make a low-budget gif or some shit.

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life!

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